Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Thursday Thirteen

Over the Thanksgiving holiday, I had the pleasure of spending some time with my 19 year old nephew. We had a blast! One thing we did was surf the Internet. He found a site with PhilosoRaptor quotes and made me laugh out loud at some of the way-too-logical observations and crazy questions (which completely surprises me because of it's liberal, irreverent nature), so I am sharing 13 of my favorites with you. 1. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

2. If actions speak louder than words, is the pen really mightier than the sword?

3. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make a plane.

4. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does the 5th one enjoy it?

5. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

6. Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?

7. Why do they use sterile needles for a lethal injection?

8. If I fail at life, does that mean I win at death?

9. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?

10. If tomatoes are a fruit, isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie?

11. Can you get cornered in a round room?

12. If Mac users care more about the environment than Windows users, then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycle bin?

13. If dull scissors are called safety scissors, are sharp scissors called danger scissors?

Bonus! Is there another word for synonym?

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Melanie said...

Hahahaha I have always wondered about the lethal injection myself. lol

Virginia said...

LOL Number five has to be my fav.

Best Wishes,
Virginia Cavanaugh

Adelle Laudan said...

I love this type of humor. Thanks for the chuckles.
Happy T13!

Heather said...

All of these had me grinning except number ten, which earned a big "EUH!" lol

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Judy said...

Happy TT and thanks for the chuckle this morning :-)

Krebster said...

Cute little tidbits to think about. P.S. Congrats on being queen for a day over at Dandelion Wishes :)

Shawn said...

Stopping by from Mamarazzi's...those are great!

I love #12 and #10 made me gag

Congratulations Madam Queen

A Redhead Named Sam said...

Hilarious - I can't choose a favorite!

Happy TT

I am Harriet said...

That diarrhea one killed me!

Have a great Thursday!

jenn said...

Ha! These are great! I love the ketchup smoothie one.

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Myya said...

Those are hilarious!!! I loved the Ketchup smootie one. Totally funny & kinda gross! :)


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