

2. If actions speak louder than words, is the pen really mightier than the sword?
3. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make a plane.
4. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does the 5th one enjoy it?
5. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
6. Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
7. Why do they use sterile needles for a lethal injection?
8. If I fail at life, does that mean I win at death?
9. Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
10. If tomatoes are a fruit, isn’t ketchup technically a smoothie?
11. Can you get cornered in a round room?
12. If Mac users care more about the environment than Windows users, then why do Macs have a trash can and Windows has a recycle bin?
13. If dull scissors are called safety scissors, are sharp scissors called danger scissors?
Bonus! Is there another word for synonym?
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Hahahaha I have always wondered about the lethal injection myself. lol
ReplyDeleteLOL Number five has to be my fav.
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Virginia Cavanaugh
I love this type of humor. Thanks for the chuckles.
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All of these had me grinning except number ten, which earned a big "EUH!" lol
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Happy TT and thanks for the chuckle this morning :-)
ReplyDeleteCute little tidbits to think about. P.S. Congrats on being queen for a day over at Dandelion Wishes :)
ReplyDeleteStopping by from Mamarazzi's...those are great!
ReplyDeleteI love #12 and #10 made me gag
Congratulations Madam Queen
Hilarious - I can't choose a favorite!
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That diarrhea one killed me!
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Ha! These are great! I love the ketchup smoothie one.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha!
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Those are hilarious!!! I loved the Ketchup smootie one. Totally funny & kinda gross! :)
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