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Monday, July 04, 2022

Happy Random Tuesday



Hope everyone had a great 4th of July

My husband cooked burgers and hot dogs in the backyard, but we just stayed home.  We didn't even watch the fireworks on TV this year, but we sure heard all the fireworks in the neighborhood!

I didn't actually have any desire to go anywhere, especially after the news of the mass shooting in Illinois. Thankfully, they have the suspect in custody.  There is a picture of him on the link, in case you're interested.  Senseless, sad, and scary.😿

I was going to talk about the expression "up in arms" today because I've been hearing it on TV a lot lately, but now that seems inappropriate...


So... I've been watching a lot of Dateline lately.  I think I have discovered how to keep yourself from becoming the victim of a rapist killer, so pay attention!

On almost every episode, the families describe the victim this way... 

  • "She had a smile that lit up the room."
  • "Her laughter was contagious."
  • "She loved life and loved her family."
  • "Everyone wanted to be around her."
  • "Smart, optimistic, ambitious, determined."

There you have it, folks!  They never say, "No one liked her.  She was always in a bad mood.  She was not a fun person to hang around."


So here is the key -  Have a creepy smile, rarely laugh, act standoffish, have few friends, be pessimistic, be on poor terms with your family, and have no life goals.  There you go!  Follow these steps and you will not be the victim of a homicide. 

And in case you don't recognize sarcasm or satire, please know that this is just for fun!

So moving right along...



So true! Hahaha!


Actually looks like a bird right?






Hahahaha!!!!!!



I love a good pun!




I agree with that!

And last, but not least...

Have a great week, and don't forget to link up with Happy Tuesday and Random Tuesday Thoughts!


2 comments:

  1. We always find it odd when someone committing a crime is killed by law enforcement, people always say what a wonderful person he was. What? How can that be? Life is just getting to be way too weird!

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  2. The world has gone mad. I want off at the next stop.

    Love all the funnies and the Cheerios one made me laugh out loud. I'm in.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. ♥

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