Thursday Thirteen

 

This post is brought to you by a "game" my friends and I were playing on Facebook.  Some were written by me.  Others by my friends.

1.  She fell in love with a grave digger, but he ditched her.

2.  She fell in love with a tailor but decided he didn't suit her.

3.  She fell in love with a lifeguard, but he left her drowning in sorrow.

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4.  She fell in love with a poker player, but their love wasn't in the cards.

5.  She fell in love with an astronomer; their love was written in the stars.

6.  She fell in love with a baker, but their relationship collapsed like an overcooked souffle.

7.  She fell in love with a scientist, but they didn't have any chemistry.

8.  She fell in love with a mortician, but he made her feel dead inside.

9.  She fell in love with a jogger, but he ran out on her.

10. She fell in love with a nomad, but he wouldn't settle down.

11. She fell in love with a ship captain; he was her anchor.

12. She fell in love with a police officer; he was the ticket!

13. She fell in love with a feuding mountain man.  He was the real McCoy!

Which one is your favorite?  Which one makes you groan?

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