Monday, August 17, 2009

The Queen's Meme

I stumbled across The Queen's Meme last week. It's quirky and fun! I'm going to give it a go this week. Mimi, our Queen of Memes who lives in Blogginham Palace, provides a challenge:

The Bachelor's Dating Meme: Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. (nor are they mine!) Here's my first attemtp at TQM.

1. Birdbrain looking for a mate
I’ll be your chickadee! But we must mate for life!

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
Try Hollywood!

3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine
What are you going to fine her for? If she’s good, she doesn’t need or deserve a fine. Is there a fine for being good now?

4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
Well, yes, He does! He sent me down here with a message for you: get a better pick-up line or you’ll be going to the “bad” place.

5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional
Can you be the peanut in my butter?

6. Does this profile make me look fat?
No, it just makes you look like a whiner!

7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupidity

Since you have no sense of spelling, you can take your nonsense elsewhere. By the way, if you’re not looking for stupidity, please avoid mirrors!

Did I do okay?

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  1. "Can you be the peanut in my butter?"...bwaahaahaaa!

    Well played.
    And welcome!

  2. This looks interesting - maybe I'll try next week.

  3. Hahaha You always have the best one-liners.

  4. "Is there a fine for being good now?" Ha! I love that! And the peanut in the peanut butter too.

    I would say YES! You did a great job!

  5. lol! great answers :)



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