In Honor of my 50th

Fifty.  A half a century.  I'm coming to terms with it, but I'm not there yet.  In honor of this milestone, I present some quotes.

Wisdom is the reward for surviving our own stupidity.”

— Brian Rathbone, Regent

I’ve got a sizeable retirement nest egg. It’s an ostrich egg and it’s going to make an omelet so big that it’ll produce enough leftovers for decades.
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— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They’re Over.

Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy.
- Greg Tamblyn

Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys.
- Melanie White

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
- Joan Rivers

You know you’re 50 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer” Anon

Old age is like underwear... it creeps up on you” Anon

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed” Charles Schulz

You know you’re 50 when you’re in an elevator when your favorite song comes on” Anon

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