If you want to...
ask me to clean up your mess,
ask me for money,
ask me to find something you can't find,
ask me to do your laundry or some other chore,
tell me what to do or not do,
and how to do or not do it,
yell at me for not answering my phone,
yell at me for some other supposed misdeed,
or if you just want to
laugh at me or criticize me in general...
take a number,
get in line,
and bring a snack.
You're in for a long wait.