Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Thursday Thirteen

I'm linking up with Thursday Thirteen today.  I do not take creative credit for writing any of these puns, but they are kinda funny, and I wanted to share.  Enjoy
1.  I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

2.  When chemists die, they barium.

3.  When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

4.  I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

5.  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

6.  This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

7.  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

8.  I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

9.  They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

10. PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

11. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

12. Broken pencils are pointless.

13. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.


Bonus Puns!

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro — what a rip off!

6 comments:

Shelley Munro said...

LOL These made for a fun read. I'm going to wake up hubby (who is asleep in his chair) and make him read them.

CountryDew said...

Those are fun! I enjoyed them.

Jessabelluh said...

How fun, some of them are new to me!

Heather said...

G r o a n . . . Thanks for the grins! My post

Adelle Laudan said...

Definitely what I'd class as 'groaners' lol Thanks for the chuckle. Happy T13!

Madeleine Begun Kane said...

LOL! What fun!

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