Thursday, July 07, 2011

Thursday Thirteen

I've had that silly Paul Simon song, "50 Ways to Leave your Lover" stuck in my head, and I have no idea why!  I'm not leaving my lover!  But since it's stuck there, I decided to parody 13 ways to leave your lover from the female point of view.  What can I say?  It's totally random and silly.

1. Slip out the door, Flor.
2. Make a new plan, Ann.
3. Don’t need to be shy, Di.
4. Hop on a train, Raine.
5. Drop off the key, Lee.
6. Tell him to flee, Dee.
7. Send him some mail, Gail.
8. Tell him today, Fay.
9. Hop in a car, Laur.
10. Send him a bill, Jill.
11. Tell his friend, Jenn.
12. Make a new story, Glory.
13. Hide in the hills, Phyllis.
Just get yourself free!

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Norma said...

I hadn't thought of that song in year--now I'll be humming it all day! Thanks a bunch!

Norma said...

And my TT is up for July 7.

Jolene said...

LOL... I was just singing that song yesterday. What a fun post.

Brenda ND said...

Okay, all I can come up with is--take the bus, Russ. Oh, well. Happy TT!

Ron. said...

Thanks, I guess, for putting this addictive earworm in my head. Maybe it'll drown out my current tune, "Why Do Fools Fall In Love?"


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