What is news?
It’s the 10:00 BAD news!
Late breaking news,
Once I was an avid news-watcher…
I want to be aware of my world…
There is no such thing as news without a slant…
Entertainment news? An oxymoron, and moronic at that!
Since when are entertainers qualified to make world-changing judgments and decisions?
Just the facts, ma’am.
I long for a simpler world,
When news was reported not sold.
TV news… it’s about the ratings.
News – what happened?
There are no more details at this time.
What happened in your city or town today?
Check out the weather and traffic.
Take a story and run with it,
Run it in the ground!
Noteworthy or newsworthy?
Who lives, who dies?
Who’s being tried?
I am tired.
(photo courtesy of www.gilliancook.co.uk/