Having a little fun with aging today.
BFF no longer stands for best friends forever; it's best friend fainted!
FWIW - Forgot where I was
LMDO - Laughing my dentures out
BYOT- Bring your own teeth
CGU-Can't get up
WIWYA - When I was your age
LOL - Little old lady
TMI - Triggers my indigestion
ROFL - Really old and farting loudly
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
TOT - Texting on toilet
BMH - Broke my hip
As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I don't remember the other two!
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A funny take. I need a lesson on what they really mean!
ReplyDeleteThese made me laugh, although I too don't know the real meaning of all of them. I also particularly loved your closing statement about the three things that happen when you get older.
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Fun stuff, thanks.
ReplyDeleteTHX for the LOLs!!
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